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Again, my customers are awesome.

Thu Jul 24, 2008, 4:25 PM
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: The radio.
  • Reading: Illuminatus Trilogy
  • Watching: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA SEASON 2
  • Playing: FF4 DS
  • Drinking: Tea
I was being a smartass with one of my customers when she asked me how much her tattoo would cost. Through email correspondence, I told her the price would be two chickens, a donkey, seven marbles and a silver thimble. After finishing her tattoo today, what does she hand me?

Two little toy chickens, a little toy donkey, and a baggie with seven marbles and a silver thimble.

That's gotta be the best godsdamn tip I've gotten in a long time.

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xD That is seriously awesome.

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that sounds like something I would do...

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I would so do that haha 'You said!' lol and then actually pay them their cash because I know that they might get pissy if not. this is fantastic. I love it.

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Gazongas!
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YO! :boogie:
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